she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
God, I missed his penis.
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