Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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