i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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