She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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