apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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