Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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