i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
