at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so explain again why im purple
no
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize