Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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