bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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