I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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