FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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