You're a womanizer and a bitch.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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