Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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