At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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