what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think your dad took our porno
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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