we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
