The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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