Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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