Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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