I wannas sexs uuuuu
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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