if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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