absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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