Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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