Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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