and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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