I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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