That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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