I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes