a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?