I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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