This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
