Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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