I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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