To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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