Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I did not marry a roomba.
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