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careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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