Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The power of my boobs compel you
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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