dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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