So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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