I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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