i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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