Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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