you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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