yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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