I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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