and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
worst night to have a conscience
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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