what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Fuck appropriateness.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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