capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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