I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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