Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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