Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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