she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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