There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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