I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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