he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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